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Damn, look at Jenny, she's such a SWAD.
You can tell she's a SWAD because of the way she is...
You know that SWAD Jenny, she gave me a squid-job the other day...
A word so badass it doesnt have a definite definition, yet loosely follows the law of vagina; most commonly followed by the adjective "teenie"
1. I'm going to get me some of that teenie swad
2. Man, Fuck you Man!, Your a fucking swad and a half!
3. Oh man, I saw the fattest swad in the world last night.
Smoke weed all day. A step up from swed. Sometimes used with swed.
All I do is swad.
Tommorow i'm just gonna swad.
An abbreviation of the word Swadlincote, which is a town in South Derbyshire which is also apart of the surrounding towns/villages include Gresley,Woodville, Newhall, Burton
Swad is the word which used by the inhabitants of the area is commonly used to refer to the town centre
lets go to Swad
An adjective for someone who is so cool, awesome and bro. Swell +rad= swad
It is the ultimate adjective because it is a mixture of swell and rad.
John: Did you see that dude??
Bill: Yeah, I hear he is the most swad in the school!
John:He probably is so cool, you will want to bow down to him, and everyone will want to make sandwiches for him.
Abbreviated place name for one of the dirtiest places on the planet - Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England. Surrounding towns/villages etc. include Gresley,Woodville, Newhall,Burton and more tramp-worthy places. Largely populated by inferior mutants and the like, it has a faint smell of musty shit lingering constantly.
Shops in the town centre include: card shops, shops that sell cards and card selling shops.
If you were to travel to Swad, drive through Swad, see a picture of Swad or throw a banana flavoured pie into the unsuspecting face of a man called Fred Swad, you would probably say something along the lines of "what a shithole! i've never smelled anything mustier!".
"oh, let's go Swad!" said Bob.
"err, no." said Fred.
Extremely strange or out of the ordinary, but in a good way; as in, a pleasant surprise
Usually you dress like a nerd, but that jacket is way swad.