An overgrown station wagon,normally
occupied by one of the following...
assholes,scumbags,douche bags and the
usual dumb fucking cunt with a cell
phone jammed in her ear and her precious
little fuck remnants in the back.You can
usually find these fucking zeroes in your rear view mirror,riding up someones
ass,landing in ditches,rolling over and
generally being driven by the typical
asshole in the categories above.You have
to be a real fucking moron to get sucked
in by the car mfr.bullshit advertising
for these useless pieces of shit.Unless
it's for military,service or rough terrain usage,there's no fucking reason
why these assholes need these shitwagons.I have to hear these fuckwads
moan on the news when they have to shell
out $55 to gas up these pieces of shit.
Too bad,asshole..pay up.I had the personal pleasure last year on 2 separate occasions of seeing 2 of these
assholes in ford explorers getting their
asses beat,one on the highway and the
other at an exit ramp.I witnessed the
cocksucker at the exit ramp,moments before,driving like a reckless asshole
on the highway and pushing people out of
the way.The fuckwad got what he deserved,moaning like a little bitch when he got his ass ripped.Take boxing
lessons asshole."The bigger the suv,
the smaller the pecker"Now,go roll the
Hello Sir...you just won a brand new
suv in our drawing...
Stick it up your ass,handjob...I'll hang
on to my Yugo......
Sport Utility Vehicle. Neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. A whack, fakeass (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle class workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice.
"My old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people."
Gas-guzzling motor vehicle designed for off-road driving while only 5% of SUV owners ever go off road
Driven by Asshole
s who are too preoccupied with showing off their vanity than saving the enviroment.
Stop making fun of my SUV...my luxury is more important than your child's clean air!
1. A practical vehicle if you live in rural Michigan and actually have a need for 4 wheel drive.
2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't.
Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.
If you drive an SUV and bitch about gas prices, you are a fucking asshole and might even be our current president.
Stupid Useless Vehicle
"Get your Stupid Useless Vehicle off the road!"
A type of pick-up truck with an attached camper shell and seats in the cargo bed.
Never intended for passenger use on the highway, is cheaper to manufacture due to loophole in federal laws regulating passenger saftey. Despite the manufacturing economy, on of the most expensive types of motor vehicles to own and operate-high accident and theft rate, low re-sale value, and poor performance and fuel economy.
Prone to roll over and kill all occupants from something as simple as a failed tire. The lack of structure mandated for real passenger vehicles allows the 'SUV' to cave in upon rollover, while even the cheapest passenger car is legally required to have a roll cage in the roof structure.
Marketed as a more cool replacement for the minivan or station wagon. Often seen in news reports as the scene of multiple fatalities resulting from a blown tire. There is a new generation of vehicles marketed as suv or hybrid vehicles, these are not as dangerous, being based on minivan or car chassis-engineered for use on paved surfaces.
Mom flipped her suv.
Gas-powered compensations for a little winkies.
My no no special stick is inverted and looks like an anus with a beard, but damn can I cut people off with this who-jigger.