a terrible disease. SUTS stands for Sudden Urge To Spin. people with the disease have sudden spin attacks where they must spin, whether they are standing,running, walking,having intercourse, rope climbing, praying, preying, fighting bandits, watching porn, washing a boat, riding a bike,skateboarding, sitting on the toilet, hugging grandma, getting a tattoo, performing or receiving surgery, incubating eggs, drawings dinosaurs, standing with a knife in a crowd, at war, bolwing, scuba diving, performing a WROGE, caressing someone, slow dancing, making out with a girl, while receiving road head, watching SNL, playing Rock Band, enjoying lemonade, voting, shaking hands with Barack Obama,taking a shower, driving, or any other situations you can think of. SUTS can be very dangerous.there are 3 types
type 1- people suddenly spin, but can control the urge with medication.
type 2- people spin uncontrollably at random times. medication is the only way to keep SUTS T2 under control.
type 3- you just spin. forever. until you die.
Not to be confused with HALF-SUTS which is spinning 180 degrees to avoid a nasty bitch but blaming it on your disease.
"holy shit, joey got SUTS and died!"
"i have SUTS and i am a world famous ballerina!"
"my old baby sitter had SUTS, she used to pick me up and spin, it was fun."
The word that is a legend in my high school that was used in a stretched out manner(suuuuuuuttt) when a person said an extremely stupid remark or joke. The Sut chop was given and you felt like a complete ass and just told everyone it was stupid because u felt gay.
"Hey guys, what has a bed but doesnt sleep??? ...A river!!! HAHA!"
S.U.T.S. stands for "shoot up the school."
- Man, what do you think that kid is listening to? Korn? What a suts.
- What is Leary always doing in his car during lunch? What a suts.
not a word, but a sound made when doing a sudden movement or something physical.
*throwing a playing card down* SUT!!!
"Sudden urge to shit"
When you randomly have to shit really really bad without any warning.
"Olympe De Gouses uses various methods of rhetoric, including ethos.... holy shit, I have SUTS, BRB!"
see you tomorrow.
Boyfriend: Im gunna get off
A sut is a hot emo
used in a different phrase of speech
2 or 3 hot SUTs go to my school