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Not literally holes that suck, "suckholes" is an expression used to convey startled frustration
Person 1: "I'm pregnant"
Person 2: "Suckholes!"
by Hagman August 26, 2003
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9.
A crackhead who can't stop sucking.
Bums money from anyone and everyone. Sells his bus pass for crack. Sucks dick for crack, and gets his mom to handle his welfare check for him at age 30, because he can't stop sucking.

" Bill O'Reilly is a Suckhole! "
by Eric Hazel May 14, 2008
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10.
In hockey, the area on the ice near the red line, against the boards; referring to a person in that position. (Derogatory expression for someone who plays offense, but does not assist in defense)
Mike likes to sit in the suckhole.
Mike is such a suckhole.
by RKH March 21, 2007
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11.
A crackhead who can't stop sucking.
A pathological liar who bums money from anyone and everyone. Sells his bus pass for crack. Sucks dick for crack, and gets his mom to handle his welfare check for him at age 30, because he can't stop sucking.

" Bill O'Reilly is a Suckhole! "
by Eric Hazel May 14, 2008
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12.
The most insufferable human being on the planet at any given point in time; as such, the title passes from person to person as circumstances change, much like the Asshole in the drinking game of the same name. By definition, one can be "the" suckhole, but not "a" suckhole.
Bill: I can't believe you burned your house down on the same day your cat had kittens and your grandmom died.

Phil: Damn, I hate when I'm the suckhole.
by jersey77 August 23, 2008
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13.
Another word for A-hole
That guy is such a suckhole!
by Nathan April 25, 2003
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