Acronym for 'Shoot That Shit'. Common among basketball players and video game nerds.
In basketball - "Dude you're wide open STS!"
In First-person Shooter - "There he is! STS!"
STS means Smirk to Self, it's for when a Lol
is too much and a ROFL
is way out of the question.
Helpful for when someone tells a joke thats not really funny but you didn't really laugh at it a STS helps you escape scot free.
Bob: Dude, my mom has AIDS
Me: Im sorry dude....pwnd :)
Acronym for "Sucks to suck". Simply because it does suck to suck.
1: "I just got dumped and got pink-eye from a stripper in the same night"
"Sweet Tale Sir" a version of CSB.
Drew: Dude yesterday a squirrel gave me the dirtiest look so I threw my PB&J sandwich at it
Stop Talking Shit.
X: "I heard iPhone 5 is trash.."
Small Town Syndrome
Living in a small town where one can keep no secrets. Yours and everyones life is the daily topic of gossip.
Person One: OMG!! So did you hear? Amanda tried to have those nasty teeth of hers corrected but the dentist said she was beyond help!
Person Two: Damn! Those teeth are moobi!! SO gross. How did you hear this?
Person One: Toti's got such hectic STS! I found out the usual way. My Aunt Sharon works at the coffee shop down the road. Well, she overheard Jade and Roxanne talking about how Jade's cousin heard Amanda's mom telling her hairdresser the whole story.
Sucky Typing Syndrome
"Wohw iam sow koolw."
"Dude, you have STS!"