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15. STS
STS: NOUN Acronym for the United States Navy job classification or rate of Sonar Technician Submarines.
My friend joined the Navy and is a Sonar Technician on a submarine. He said he is an STS.
1. STS
STS means Smirk to Self, it's for when a Lol is too much and a ROFL is way out of the question.

Helpful for when someone tells a joke thats not really funny but you didn't really laugh at it a STS helps you escape scot free.
Bob: Dude, my mom has AIDS
Me: STS
Me: Im sorry dude....pwnd :)
2. STS
Acronym for "Sucks to suck". Simply because it does suck to suck.
1: "I just got dumped and got pink-eye from a stripper in the same night"
2: "STS"
3. STS
"Sweet Tale Sir" a version of CSB.
Drew: Dude yesterday a squirrel gave me the dirtiest look so I threw my PB&J sandwich at it
Ryan: STS
4. STS
"STS":Smiled then Stopped! (v). Do you really "lol" maybe sometimes, but most of the time you just smile so why not keep it simple?
What did the icicle say to the rain drop? ICE of you to drop byyy! stss!

Someone sent you a funny pic? Sts at it!
5. STS
Stop Talking Shit.
X: "I heard iPhone 5 is trash.."
Y: "STS.."
6. STS
Small Town Syndrome

Living in a small town where one can keep no secrets. Yours and everyones life is the daily topic of gossip.
Person One: OMG!! So did you hear? Amanda tried to have those nasty teeth of hers corrected but the dentist said she was beyond help!

Person Two: Damn! Those teeth are moobi!! SO gross. How did you hear this?

Person One: Toti's got such hectic STS! I found out the usual way. My Aunt Sharon works at the coffee shop down the road. Well, she overheard Jade and Roxanne talking about how Jade's cousin heard Amanda's mom telling her hairdresser the whole story.
7. STS
Acronym for 'Shoot That Shit'. Common among basketball players and video game nerds.
In basketball - "Dude you're wide open STS!"
In First-person Shooter - "There he is! STS!"
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