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7.
To be completely without sexual orientation. ie is it male, female, or something else???
holy shit look at that chick now thats a stockers!
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
 
1.
A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.
Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.
by j topper the pot head rock May 29, 2010
 
2.
1. A strong son-of-a-gun who loads up the shelves with consumer goods, in retail outlets.

2. The name of a long-forgotten 1986 Bally/Sente arcade game, in which you drive the "General Lee" from Florida to California, avoiding cops, and trying not to run out of gas. A very primitive game, by today's standards -- or even the standards of the early 1990s. Not a bad time-killer, though.
I find myself humming "Stocker"'s in-game theme when I'm driving on a long stretch of highway...
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
 
3.
A guy who manages to get girls lined up, and then fails to get them buy fucking it up somehow.
Marco: Damn, it was going so well with her and then my tiny penis ruined it.

Ben: Ah you always ruin it with girls that you like. You're such a stocker
by lolnosozlol December 29, 2011
 
4.
Completing the quartet, along side the Rocker, Shocker and Spocker is theStocker.

Widely considered to be the most ambitious of the vaginal stimulation techniques, only seasoned pros are

recommended to attempt with a willing partner.

Step 1: The Stocker consists of forming a fist with the selected hand.

If you are looking for step 2, you still have much to learn before attempting such death-defying feats of human endeavour.
Amateur: "After slipping her the Spocker I thought she was game for the Stocker... how wrong could I have been."
by Gav loves stocking January 07, 2013
 
5.
Stockholm, Capital of Sweden
I'll be through Stockers sometime in May, it's gonna be frikin amazing - loads of uhhm... intelligent Scandis!! Huzzah!!
by Siesjo March 31, 2011
 
6.
Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.
a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"
by James March 08, 2005