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STM
Acronym for "spanking the monkey".
I gotta go on cam to STM before the wife gets back.
by livva_nyc February 27, 2009
 
1.
STM
Smiling To Myself
To use instead of lol when you actually are not lol-ing and just smiling to yourself.
Msn Dude: Hey man, I lost my shoe today...
Msn Man: stm, you're a jackass
by Mandeep June 17, 2007
 
2.
STM
Stop Tailgating Me, a bumper sticker often found on vehicles of slow ass drivers. Seeing this bumper sticker makes you want to tailgate them even more than if they didn't have the sticker at all, basically it's superfluous.
Dude, that trucks got an STM sticker on it, let's tailgate 'em!
by SiERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA February 02, 2008
 
3.
STM
Secret Tumblr Message from one blog to another. It's cryptic and personal. It's specific to the Tumblr.com mini blogging site
STM: I saw what you did there.
by KarsonK August 02, 2011
 
4.
STM
Sexually Transmitted Miracle

or and unwanted baby.
You're a STM
by Miow_epicness July 21, 2010
 
5.
stm
stm means short term memory

jack : i forgot yersterday the jokes you told me
ben : you stm is it?
by lianms April 12, 2009
 
6.
STM
Sexually Transmitted Marketing (STM). A viral marketing campaign that uses blatantly obvious sexual innuendo to spread itself across the internet and/or social networks, leaving victims of its tasteless imagery feeling almost as dirty as those who catch its biological counterpart (see STD).
Nadia: I think I caught an STM on Facebook yesterday, some new "NutLiquor" vodka that was "69 proof" and had "no salty aftertaste"

Marc: You should get that checked.
by someguy2012 November 09, 2011
 
7.
STM
"Speak to me", Used as a greeting when answering your phone
Phone rings!

Daniel: "STM!"

John: "Hi Daniel, I was just ringing you to ask you if your going to the patch tonight?"
by Stabber of loughshinny July 04, 2009