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Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
by ewry January 05, 2010
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Sexually transmitted disease
shit man ive got "the clap"
by gaz July 02, 2003
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STD
An abbreviation for "Save the Date"; a card that is distributed to invitees in advance of a formal invitation to announce the date of an upcoming wedding.
I got an STD from your sister the other day.

Thanks for the STD! I'll clear my social calendar.

Not another STD! My summer is going to be completely ruined!
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std
A sexually transmitted disease. Can be contracted through breast milk, blood, body tissue, using dirty needles, but mainly sex. Using a condom dramatically lowers your chances of contracting an std. Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis are some of the most common in the united states (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2008), but by far the most common is HPV; 1 in 4 people have it. Some stds are curable, and some, like HIV/AIDS and Herpes are not. It is estimated that every year, 1 in 4 teens contracts an std (American Social Health Association, 2006), so watch who you sleep with! Also, stds can cause serious harm to your body in the long-run, so get yourself tested/treated.
Most common stds, their symptoms, and if curable in the United States (Elizabeth Bolskey, PhD, 2009).

1. Chlamydia- Pain during sex, discharge. Curable.
2. Gonorrhea- Painful urination, often no symptoms. Treatable
3. Syphilis- Lesions (holes in skin) on penis/vagina/rectum. Curable.
4. Mycoplasma Genetalium- no symptoms, can cause infertility. Treatable.
5. Trichomoniasis- Frothy vaginal discharge, itching, odor. Treatable.
6. Crabs/Pubic Lice- little bugs/eggs visible on genetalia, intense itching. Curable.
7. Scabies- Incredibly itchy rash. Spread by skin-on-skin contact. Curable.
8. Human Papiloma Virus - No symptoms/cervical cancer/genital warts. Treatable.
9. HIV/AIDS - supresses immune system so basically any disease/virus can get in. Intense treatment.
10. Herpes - sores. treatable.
by Count Dracler December 07, 2009
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STD
Stanky Twat Disease
Jeff fucked Sarah even though she suffered from STD....a lot.
by leinad ttogib February 20, 2009
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STD
Stuff To Do.
James: Are you coming to the party?

Adam: Fuck off!!! I've got STD.
by toecrusher July 12, 2011
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STD
An acronym for Shit To Do.
Guy 1: "Motherfucker I got a lot of STD's today."

Guy 2: "Yeah, you can can go ahead and finish that joint."
by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 05, 2009
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