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STD
Somewhat Tasty Donuts
i had some awesome STD's the other day, i got them from that girl down the street
by Luke Z May 17, 2008
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15.
STD
To Smoke, Thizz, and Drink.
-Smoke: To smoke Marijuana
-Thizz: To take Exstasy

Nate: "Ay man are you gonna STD at the party tonight?"
Doug: "Yeah, I'm down to get fucked up!! How about you?"
Nate: "Nah, I'm only gonna smoke and drink!"
by alysseeezy! July 24, 2008
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std
santa transmitted diseases
i wanted to give santa some milk and cookies but ended up with an std
by poopy pingu April 23, 2010
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STD
an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...
STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"
by lukkeeyy December 02, 2010
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STD
Acronym for "Stomach to Tit Differential"

A rating system by which the females breasts are judged by the relation to their own stomach.

*As made famous by Cicchelli "the Bull"*
I.E. Due to Pamela Andersons tiny waist, she has great STD.

on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, despite her wealth and use of the word "Va Jay Jay", Oprah Winfreys stomach makes her have bad STD
by HarryTwatter April 28, 2008
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19.
STD
to smoke pot, drink alcohol and take thizz pills at the same time
friend: lets go to a party!!
you: are we gonna std??
friend: hell yeah!
by alyssalicious May 29, 2007
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Small talking device
*Cell phone rings* Oh, dude I gotta answer my S.T.D.!
by Cassie... January 18, 2011
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21.
STD
Su Tu Den crude oil of Vietnamese origin. An aptly named crude oil that is more toxic to desk pnl than it is in the event of an actual oil spill.

Su Tu Den has a long and established reputation for producing LORD (see separate definition) profitability for any trader who cannot resist the sirens' call.
He's done what? He's won the STD tender? That will lead to LORD activity.
by T. Machida January 15, 2011
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