A boring town full of prude, mainly unattractive girls. Unlike nearby towns such as Hunter and Oneonta, most girls resemble the nearby farm animals as oppose to hot, curvy, sexually-generous females. Parties, for the most part, suck which is to be expected in a town of 2,000 people. In short, living in Stamford, New York is like being on the recieving end of the gagging wolf.
Mike:"Hey you want to go to Stamford I heard there is a party there."

Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."
by Brownie the Great August 25, 2008

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