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SSM
Shity Slut Magnet. A guy who seems to atract sluts no matter where he goes.
Nate is such a SSM, look at all those whores coming toward him.
by jesusmorales December 07, 2005
 
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SSM
Stop sucking me
When somebody keeps being under your ass, in your business you say stop sucking me or stop jocking me in many cases but onlne there also another way to bother somebody.

Jocker21: Omg where you get your clothes from

Coolguy13: Um some where in SOHO

Jocker21: I was looking at your pics and i wanna know how you do your hair like that

Coolguy13: Dude why are you so interested in looking like me so much plz SSM
by Zi9per April 06, 2010
 
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SSM
A uncommon name for a Surface-to-Surface missile. Other more common names include ICBM, SLBM, and TBM, depending on the range of the missile. The Scud is an example of an SSM.
We got an SSM launch from Iraq, sound the air raid sirens.
by Pershing48 February 19, 2008
 
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SSM
For those of us in college, Student Solutions Manual.
Did you get the chemistry SSM?
by the dude12321 January 16, 2010
 
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ssm
Sex,money,murder.very active blood gang in ny
aye nigga whats poppin off. its ssm all day baby us niggaz is grimey
by gkb dawg October 28, 2006
 
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acronym for Same-Sex Marriage.
I support S.S.M., but I am also straight. I believe that anyone should be married legally to anyone with no problems.
by WeHugPandas May 17, 2012
 
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SSM
"Slightly Smiling". Be honest, you don't 'laugh out loud' to every text you read, yet you seem to put it after every sentence because it's the only thing that seems to work. SSM is a more truthful, less obnoxious alternative to LOL.
Guy#1: "Wow SSM"

Guy#2: "...don't you mean 'LOL'?"

Guy#1: "No, slightly smiling."

Guy#2: "So you don't think I'm funny?"

Guy#1: "No...not really...SSM
by chocolatemilk6 December 02, 2011