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11. SSD
Spontaneous Shirt Diving... Can also replace Shirt with Skirt.
The act of spontaneously sticking your head up one's shirt/skirt.
Logan, an SSD expert, strategically shoved his head up Elisabeth's shirt.
by Seraph_Six Mar 21, 2004 add a video
1. ssd
Solid State Disk. Basicly a hard drive that doesnt spin.

Much faster than a hard drive.
nerd: D00d 1 ju57 907 4 SSD PH0r M4X1mum PWn493
normal person: you got a what? STFU nerd!
2. SSD
S - Solid
S - State
D - Drive
I sold a kidney and ordered 1 tera SSD for the 5 Series. It takes 5 seconds to restart my machine and 2 seconds to fully load windows 8. I am completely satisfied.
3. SSD
Suck Shitty Dick.

More commonly known as ATM (Ass-to-mouth) but actually created in the early 1990's in Keizer, OR by a legend.
Last night my girl went the extra mile and gave me SSD on my waterbed.....alright, alright, alright.
4. ssd
The word ssd stands for solid state drive. Its much faster than a hard drive and in some cases it has less capacity. Someone would usually use it to store programs and windows files in order to have a faster windows start up (boot). This type of drive does not spin its a kind of flash memory that has a chip.
My computer speed is low I need to get a ssd as a primary drive.
5. SSD
Slow, Sweet, and Dirty. Special combination of techniques for pleasing your chick.
Yesterday my girl was having a bad day so i gave her a little of the SSD. I finished her off with a real nice fuck rattle.
6. SSD
Acronym used online for "Same shit, dude."
man: I hope President Obama wins over Mitt Romney!
wise man: SSD. It's like comparing a turd sandwich to a giant douche. The country is still fucked.
7. SSD
stands for Stupid Sasquatch Syndrome. Typically, people with this disease are extremely tall and fall down often. Their intelligence is highly affected because they are so tall and the blood has a hard time traveling to the brain. Another side-affect is that SSD'ers like to tackle handicapped people. SSD'ers named their own disease and did not (and still don't) realize that Syndrome does not start with a D and that the acronym does not fit.
The doctor diagnosed me with SSD after I tackled a handicapped kid in the next room.
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