Stupid Single And Sassy
A girl must obtain all 3 of these qualities before she is considered a ssas masta. Being a ssas masta is a great honor to uphold and you must uphold it with pride. This honor is not given out to just anyone, the girls friends must second her opinion on being rewarding with this honor. A ssas masta, otherwise pronounced sass master, must be the stupid-ess of the stupid, the single-ess of the singles and the sassy-ess of the sassy of all her friends. The ssas masta award receiver must accept the award without any complaint because clearly her friends think she sis something worthy enough to receive this honor.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that single girl being really sassy to that worker and asking really stupid questions?
Girl 2: Ya she is definitely a ssas masta.
Girl 1: Ya we should totally give her the ssas awward.
Sexy, Scottish and Single
Look at me, im Sexy, Scottish and Single