A socially awkward young man who refuses to talk to women under any circumstance. Without hesitation, he would rather sit alone than swim in a sea of vaginae.

Where we get dressed up to get fucked up, where we cherish our red solo cups, where kegs are dropped in bathtubs, and where we live on the beach.
Where you have gotten dressed to “go out"? and all you have done all night is sit in the Taco Bell or Palmer parking lot on Clark Rd
•Where you shred natty
•Where you understand what the term “drop dome"? means
•Where Siesta key is the only beach for you and you get mad when people say other beaches are better, because you know they aren’t.
•Where you become furious at the idiot ass tourists that let their little sun burnt children feed the seagulls.
•Where you can drink and drive and be home safely
•Where you hooked up with someone in the BC or know someone who has
•Where there are more retirement homes than clubs
•Where there is a distinct period of hell aka tourist season
•Where seeing parents drink and play beer pong with their kids at parties isn't that strange.
•Where Cotillion is an excuse to get a new dress and drink cheap liquor in the car before going inside
•Where you have been hit on and then asked if you are “visiting"? in the village by a local guy looking to score with the tourist girls
•Where you know that the village isn’t really a village
•Where the high schools looked like prisons
•Where you asked your teachers to let you out early so you could get in line for Nacho Day
•Where you have taken pictures by the statues by Marina Jacks
•Where you know your town has one of the highest rates of un...

Sorry random question. Like if your talking to your friends and you remember something and it's completely off subject but you ask it because if you don't you will forget it.