One who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie said bike.
Porchito: Hey guys I just bought this R1 (Don't worry I'm not a squid, I'm mature my car has a v-8)... anyways how do I wheelie this thing?
A "Squid" is a term used to describe a girl or group of girls. Similar to the common term "Pig", a "Squid" is a girl who is not fat but simply unnatractive overall. Squids are not to be confused with "Butter-Faces". Squids do not have nice bodies, they tend to be flatter than usual. Squids have been known to travels in packs, often seen at bachelorette gatherings and dimly lit bars.
"Look at that squid accross the bar"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"
A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.
Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"
Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."
Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"
Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."
Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."
Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."
Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."
Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"
Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."
Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."
Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses
at the local high school, how typical."
also see Octopus
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.
person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.
ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid
guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.
Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.
Adam Morrison from the Los Angeles Lakers
Squid from Rocket Power
A person who responds to anonymous sex/casual hookup ads posted on-line. Can be used in a general sense to describe people of either sex seeking either gay or straight sex, but is more commonly used to refer to older gay men responding to ads posted by younger men, whether or not they expect some kind of compensation.
A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."
Ted needed some extra cash and also was hoping to meet someone who could maybe point him to a better job, so he posted a few ads on Craigslist, trawling for squid. But with his lousy luck, he got busted by an undercover statie when he went to go blow some dude at a highway reststop.