"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"
Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."
Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"
Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."
Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."
Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."
Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."
Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"
Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."
Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."
Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."