Super Queer Cat Aids - the disease everyone aspires to have.
Symptoms - Coming over a little queer!!! Going beyond usual queerdness (not in the homosexual sense) - in the downright weird sense!!
Friend number 1: I caught SQCAIDs in the hot-tub from Jon!!
Friend number 2: Wow that's sooooooooo coooool - he's soooo dreamy!!!