An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass

A kayak in the Puget Sound.

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.