Hi, I don't know how to talk to girls or how to be a boy. I am lacking testicles. I will text you, but then in person I won't talk to you because you're "annoying". I suddenly turn blush when a female is in within a 5 mile radius. My hooking up experience is minimal to none.
A member of the SPB is a fan of Twilight, and a fan of Twiight fan fiction (especially good, smutty Twilight fan fiction)