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2. SPASM
Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...
Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."
1. Spasm
From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.
"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".
by chris wheelie Apr 21, 2005 add a video
3. spasm
annoying, irritating, cause of distraction.
She is a spasm.
4. Spasm
Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.
She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.
5. spasm
Spam advertising images that appear on web sites and undergo jittery motions in order to catch one's attention.
Man, I can't make it out for all the freekin' spasm on my screen!
6. spasm
total wreck the head whom you dislike a large amount :]
person 1: yeah well i dont think its any of your business if i pretend to have an eating problem to get attention and i steal other peoples love interests.

person 2: you spasm. go away.
7. spasm
When someone spazzes out when riding on a bus, causing them to orgasm.
"Hey, Jamie, look at that snake!"
"HAHAHA look at Jamie! He just totally spasmed!"
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