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–interjection
A term shouted in a loud and powerful voice in order to declare ones presence and stature (usually accompanied by a fist or spear raise). Strikes fear and horror into others. Especially effective against Persian armies. -noun An ancient city in S Greece: the capital of Laconia and the chief city of the Peloponnesus, at one time the dominant city of Greece: famous for strict discipline and training of soldiers. Also called Lacedaemon. -verb To ravishly fulfill one's carnal desires. Opportune times to yell "Sparta!":
-while defending Sparta -while defending Greece -while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit -while leading the Spartan army into battle -while in the Phalanx formation -before chugging a beer -after chugging a beer -at random people walking down the street -before taking a final exam -in a crowded elevator -during an orgasm... nice -in the middle of a heist -while battling a monkey -while brushing your teeth -while waiting in line at a dining hall -with a mouth full of cereal and milk -the minute quiet hours start -in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep -when you see someone get shanked -while receiving a bj -while giving a bj? -in the shower -in a public bathroom -when the teacher calls on you -when the teacher doesn't call on you -when receiving the nobel peace prize -when answering the phone -after motorboating a bitch -while motorboating a bitch? -during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun shits) -while out to dinner with girlfriends parents -Prior to introductions with someone new (ex. SPARTA!!!!!!....Hi, I'm Paul) -While getting on a ski lift -After winning an eating/drinking contest |
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