S low, O ld, W ide(s): Portly, barely-moving senior citizen couple who plod the grocery aisles side-by-side w/ their shopping carts. They are oblivious to others trying to pass around them - possibly due to hearing and visual problems.
I would have gotten home sooner from the store if it was for a couple of SOWs blocking me.
a female police officer, a female pig is called a sow
Whenever Julie got pulled over for speeding she would just show a little cleavage and the cops would just let her off with a warning instead of giving her a ticket, but that didn't work when she got pulled over by a sow.
Statement Of Work - Documentation that is used to describe the exact work that will be performed. Used in a business setting, the action of performing a task for a specified amount of money is placed into a SOW. This SOW described exactly what will be performed for that amount of money. Anything outside of the Statement of Work could be negotiated but more or less a new SOW would have to be drafted creating a new task.
A SOW was drafted to build 3 flash banners and it was completed according to the SOW. The client has additional changes to the banners so a new SOW would have to be drafted.