Nina: "God I hate fucking niggers, whites, arabs, and lazy beaners!"
Dwayne: "Jesus, why are you so prejudiced?"
Nina: "'Cuz they're all SOS. If Niggers would have gone to college they wouldn't be out there gang-banging, killing each other like fucktards. But I guess thats a good thing 'cuz then there are less niggers. If those white trash fucktards would have gone to college I wouldn'd have to look at their disgusting trailer parks and there wouldn't be so much domestic violence. If it weren't for those Islamic sand-monkies they wouldn't be living in a shit hole of a country and we wouldn't be in this mother fucking war! And if it weren't for these God Damn Blessed Mother, Santa Maria, Catholic, wetback lazy beaners, 25% of my mother fucking paycheck wouldn't go to pay for their medical, foodstamps, and welfare! If they're going to come to this country they need to enroll in school, go to college, get a job, and pay taxes like the rest of us, instead of breading like the fucking cockroaches they are.
The sexual reference of SOS stands for "Shit on shingles". When you "SOS" someone , you get naked and take a shit on their chest , cover it with country gravy , then eat it.
"Man , this girl is so kinky , she wants me to give her some SOS."
"I know I barely met you, but Im ready for some SOS."
An S.O.S. call is an internationally accepted Morse code distress signal. S.O.S. is sent by people on a ship when they are in danger of drowning, but I have read online that it was also used by pilots b4 they have been shot down. I don't think, though, that sailmen or pilots are the only ones who use the S.O.S. signal. Since it is an Intrnationally accepted distress code, anyone stranded and in serious trouble with no way of getting a phone call trough or any other means of communication have to relly on S.O.S.!
This signal can be transmitted in various ways. It can be sent out as an audio tone, along a telephone wire as an electrical pulse, as long or short pulses of a radio signal, or as a visual signal by using a flash light, also it could be as simple as banging on something or making some kind of noise. It is codified as three dots, then three dashes and three dots again. This sequence is without any space between the dashes and dots. The three dots signify the letter S and the letter O is formed by three dashes.
(info on this I got from reading about it on other websites and magazines.)
There are various phrases that are used as a full form of SOS. They are as follows:
Save Our Souls, Save Our Ship, Send Out Sailors, Save Our Sailors, Stop Other Signals and Survivors On Ship.
"Our only hope is that someone hears aor S.O.S. signal in time...".
"Sir, we're getting an faint S.O.S. signal from somewhere in our vicinity."
Used on islands when someone is stranded and need saving
-plane does by island-
Pilot: Sos! Someone needs help
Person stranded: *dead*
When you have no mobile signal and it only shows the red SOS sign
Wylie says: hey valerie, please can I use your mobile phone?
Valerie says: Oh no I would let ya, but I have SOS.
When someone poops themselves, or "Soil own Shorts"
Guy 1: Dude, you gonna come over??
Guy 2: No! SOS man!!!
Abbreviation for: Send off Status.
The act of purposely sending someone off.blowing them off, purposely misleading them.
Sabina is on that SOS again.
That girl i was suppose to meet, was all on SOS.
1. Sister of Shxt, untalented female R&B group.
2. (adj) Woman who's been craving for marrying a rich guy.
3. (noun) Popular actress/hostess who doesn't read books.
4. (adj) Inappropriate/cheesy joking, behavior, manner in a formal ceremony.
5. (noun) Hostess who constantly flirt with male actors on her show.
1. Who's gonna buy SOS's album? Their songs are so corny.
2. The only thing in her head is preying for a rich single, she's a totally gold digger, she's so SOS.
3. The difference between SOS and yogurt is, if you put a yogurt there for 30 years, it grows culture.
4. Can't believe she's telling that SOS joke on Grammy... She thought it's her own show? Totally out of her mind.
5. Here it comes! When I heard this guy will be on her show, I know she's definitely gonna touch the guy's chest.