SOOSE is the acronym for "Sudden Onset Of Shit Episode," whereupon one is overcome by the sudden NEED to shit. This necessitates the urgent, often frantic, need to find a toilet, ASAP, or risk uncontrolled evacuation of one's bowels in whatever one is wearing at that moment. Often accompanied by growling of the lower bowels, and diarrhea.
Roger had a SOOSE, but made it to a toilet in time.
by Whistle Berries July 20, 2011