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3. SOMC
Shit On My Chest (a sexual paraphilia for diehards and fetishists)
Donna gave me an SOMC and smothered it all over me.
by Dirty Man Whore Mar 28, 2005 add a video
1. SOMC
Suck On My Cock.
Used when bragging for any reason, OR when telling people what they should do.
1.Yo bitch, SOMC!

2.Tucker wanted to SOMC. Cuz he's like that.

3.Thats game bitch. SOMC!
2. SOMC
Shit on my cock
Jeff just walked to my door, SOMC!
4. SOMC
Still On My Chair. SOMC is an antoynm of ROTFLMAO.
So the bartender says: "Why the long face?" ROTFLMAO.
SOMC.
by Mike Blaszczak Dec 7, 2003 add a video
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