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4.
Shit On My Chest (a sexual paraphilia for diehards and fetishists)
Donna gave me an SOMC and smothered it all over me.
by Dirty Man Whore March 28, 2005
 
1.
Suck On My Cock.
Used when bragging for any reason, OR when telling people what they should do.
1.Yo bitch, SOMC!

2.Tucker wanted to SOMC. Cuz he's like that.

3.Thats game bitch. SOMC!
by N00bPwn3r6969 April 21, 2008
 
2.
Spitting on My Computer Screen
Ha! You made me SOMCS
by Ksea2 July 30, 2009
 
3.
Shit on my cock
Jeff just walked to my door, SOMC!
by tjoytlomlwit123 April 21, 2009
 
5.
Still On My Chair. SOMC is an antoynm of ROTFLMAO.
So the bartender says: "Why the long face?" ROTFLMAO.
SOMC.
by Mike Blaszczak December 07, 2003