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1.
An excellent thing to hide behind while watching Doctor Who.
Gah, the Weeping Angles freak me out! To the sofa!
by Doctor whom? December 26, 2012
 
2.
Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"
by ElkTwin April 21, 2006
 
3.
(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.
by The Commodore August 26, 2008
 
4.
Significant other, friend, or associate. Non-derogatory term for "fag hag."
Friday night my SOFA and I are hitting up the club!
by mfcrunchy2 April 04, 2009
 
5.
Acronym for "Son of a Fucking ASshole;" common misinterpretations include SOB, "son of a bitch" when he's really a son of a fucking asshole.

A man so afflicted with the phenomena has a penchant for irrationally believing oneself morally superior or basic self-esteem issues from childhood.
"How does a person participate in saving the world and then turn around and act like such a gd SOFA?"
"You spiteful SOFA I wish I believed it sooner!"
by RoadBell November 26, 2013
 
6.
A fat chick that is easy.
"Did you see that Jack slept on the sofa last night?" "Yeah he said he thinks he might have left his wallet in between the cushions"
by Bilbo239 October 03, 2012
 
7.
Acronym for Seems Ok Far Away

Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.
Man 1: Man, that girl is super hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.

Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.
by deemuny April 10, 2012