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1.
Special Operations Command. Established in the early nineties to improve interservice operability. Lessons were take from the failure of 'Desert One' in 1980 in the Iranian Desert, Operation Urgent Fury in Grenada, and Operation Just Cause. It is headquarted at MacDill Air Force Base in Florida and include the U.S Army Special Forces, U.S Navy Seals, U.S Air Force Special Operations, and as of mid 2004, Marine Detachment One or MARDET 1 is the USMC contribution to the Command. Further information can be found at socom.mil. On another note, computer geeks and other JACK OFFs consistently refer to the Playstation video game without making reference to the roots of the Acronym.
We at SOCOM are not at liberty to divulge any details of the alleged operation, so as not to betray classified details and techniques.

SOCOM is NOT just a videogame.
by DEVGRU April 17, 2005
 
8.
An Playstation Online game that is good to play with friends. Is fun when you aren't in a room with homo's who are concerned about rank and don't want to be TK'd. Third best birth control device behind the pill and Everquest.
I own you in some fucking Socom.
by Radames November 25, 2003
 
9.
smoking marijuana
yo lets go play socom
by chrontities February 08, 2011
 
10.
a ps2 game your boyfriend would rather play than hang out with you...mostly played in large groups, called a 'lan.'
Hey man are we having a lan tonight? I just can't wait to get wasted and play socom until 7am.
by wereman May 15, 2005
 
11.
Special Operations Command.
It is the real name for a Heckler and Koch Mark 23 .45 handgun. Very Identical to the HK USP Tactical.
The SOCOM is hardly packed by anybody except Special Forces.
by [GS]-Goon April 19, 2004
 
12.
a game that NYA will own everyone in
aint that about a bitch?!?!?!?!?
by lunch box January 21, 2004
 
13.
a game in which "yellow 13" kicks ass
yellow 13 is awsome
by commander kool November 24, 2003
 
14.
Piss-poor excuse for a third-person military shooter. It sucks ass and consists of doing the same thing over and over again till you die or get your ass kicked, in which case, most players run like the pussies they are and do nothing but bitch about it.

Realism doesn't make a game good. Nothing proves that point better than SOCOM. if it didn't have the military connotation attached to it, it wouldn't sell for shit.

SOCOM SU><ORZ
Most of the people that play this game are shit-eating fucktards who care more about their rank in a shitty video game than maybe getting their asses tough enough to join the REAL Navy Seals.
by DasUberSoldat June 16, 2004