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verb - to complain, whine, cry or bitch about anything/something/anybody

noun - a complainer, a whiner, a bitch
Setting: Your two young children are screaming incessantly and constantly crying. So you exclaim: "Jimmy, Ani stop snurfing!" VERB

Setting: Your 6foot3 wife is non-stop bitching at you about nothing of any significance. So you say to her: "Geez Lisa, stop being a f-ing snurf..." NOUN

by Tom Check February 01, 2008
when a dog (or person) snuffles playfully around someone's ear with a cold nose; alternately, when a dog sniffs at something, then suddenly emits a reverse-sniff to clear their nose.
I need a towel...your dog totally snurfed my hair!
by ajcanada August 25, 2006
A snurf is a person who farts in the bathtub or similar water-filled area, such as a pool, and bites the bubbles as they rise. Normally, it is implied as an insult.
Your such a snurf, Jeff..
by TheJew72 October 09, 2004
Tooken from the "Smurfs"
It is a small or ugly asian.
See that smurf up in k-town?
by Choiboi August 21, 2005