SMTFH 

Acronym: Shoot Me in The Fucking Head. An acronym that is work appropriate when the actual words may not be. Useful for frustrating situations regarding work, relationships, family members and the general public.

May be used to exaggerate or justify a general feeling of frustration.

My boyfriend just told me he has an STD.
SMTFH

I ordered a bean burrito, but they gave me chicken?
SMTFH

SMTFH by WunkMcD August 19, 2011

smthng 

something
literally what it means

hey want smthng?

smthng by Random Squidkid April 15, 2018

smfh 

Shaking My Fucking Head, from original SMH, Shaking My Head, as in disbelief.

SMFH, I watched the guy go bungee jumping with a home made bungee made from rubber bands.

smfh by Greg Elmassian December 16, 2007

smth 

The shorter form of "something"

Hey, dude! i can see smth on the beach!

smth by axellis June 18, 2006

Smfh 

Shaking my fucking head: an expression of disappointment in someone's actions or words where smh is not enough. It shows a higher level of disappointment.

You don't like pizza....smfh!

Smfh by Thelegendarysonic February 11, 2017

smmfh 

More profane Netspeak variation of smh, meaning "shaking my motherfucking head". An expression of general disdain for an event or statement.

IM conversation:

Userguy1: So... do you shower every day?
Usergirl25: smmfh...
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: ...what was that for?
Usergirl25: What kind of question was that? Of *course* I shower every day! Don't you?
Userguy1: ...

smmfh by Blackbutterfly February 7, 2007

smth 

abbreviation for 'something'.
When chatting with someone,this and many other abbreviations -such as btw(by the way),srsly(seriously),ty(thank you),brb(be right back),j/k(just kidding),etc...- may help your conversation preceed faster!

A:'btw,is there smth I can do 4 u?'
B:'Oh,ty!would u lend me 10000$?'
A:'WTF?!?!?!?!??!'
B:'hahaha!j/k!'

smth by °araik° February 12, 2008