I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.
Bob: "Put your phone on vibrate, shove it up your ass and get a friend with credit to SMS you!"
SMSer: "Hey Bob, look at my phone lights aren't they cool"
Bob: "Hold your phone with the lights on and stick your hand in a bucket of water."
SMSer: "I spent thirty bucks on my case and when I dropped my phone on my pillow it shattered and cracked my screen."