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16. SMP
Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.
TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you
1. SMP
Stands for "suck my pussy," derived from one of Sophitia's special grab move in Soul Calibur III, where she takes her opponent's head, puts it between her legs and jumps on the ground jamming her crotch in their face at high velocity. First stated by an intense brown gamer when he was losing in frustration to a stupid white guy, where he rejoiced "suck my pussy" when he won.

Now, SMP is used as the short form, synonymous to Feel It.
Want to face me in Soul Calibur? Get ready to Suck My Pussy!

While I was wrestling Michael, I SMPed that bitch.
2. SMP
"Shit My Pants" It's a non-lame "lol". What's radder, laughting out loud, or shitting your pants while laughing? Ya.
"haahhahha SMP, i literaly shit my pants. You should be on kings of comedy!"
by BOBBY B. May 12, 2004 add a video
3. SMP
Shit My Pants
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4. smp
"suck my pussy" female saying in hate or in sexual vibe.
Josh: man I'm mad at you!
Gabby: smp!
5. SMP
it means "suck my pussy" its like SMD but for girls :)
sarah: SMP
santiago: when and where?
6. smp
"shaking my penis", similar to "shaking my head" but simply with a different body part. Used to show disbelief, dissatisfaction or extreme satisfaction about a topic.
Those girls shorts are so damn short, smp
7. SMP
shit my pants
or
#shitmypants
Danny - "HOLY CRAP. I JUST SAW PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3."
John - "I ALMOST SMP WHEN I SAW IT."

or
like when tweeting

John - just saw paranormal activity 3!

#shitmypants
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