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smp
"Stretch Mark Pussy"
That girl has some major SMP.
by mR.siNiSTer October 08, 2006
 
1.
SMP
Stands for "suck my pussy," derived from one of Sophitia's special grab move in Soul Calibur III, where she takes her opponent's head, puts it between her legs and jumps on the ground jamming her crotch in their face at high velocity. First stated by an intense brown gamer when he was losing in frustration to a stupid white guy, where he rejoiced "suck my pussy" when he won.

Now, SMP is used as the short form, synonymous to Feel It.
Want to face me in Soul Calibur? Get ready to Suck My Pussy!

While I was wrestling Michael, I SMPed that bitch.
by balbir December 15, 2009
 
2.
SMP
"Shit My Pants" It's a non-lame "lol". What's radder, laughting out loud, or shitting your pants while laughing? Ya.
"haahhahha SMP, i literaly shit my pants. You should be on kings of comedy!"
by BOBBY B. May 12, 2004
 
3.
SMP
it means "suck my pussy" its like SMD but for girls :)
sarah: SMP
santiago: when and where?
by harass May 10, 2009
 
4.
SMP
Shit my Pants
"Wait hang on guys I just SMP, BRB."
by wushukid February 17, 2014
 
5.
S.M.P, the act or thought to smoke more pot
Shawn what are you doin after school?

S.M.P what else bitch?
by Sloan Ketterman June 01, 2011
 
6.
smp
"suck my pussy" female saying in hate or in sexual vibe.
Josh: man I'm mad at you!
Gabby: smp!
by raay3444 June 13, 2010
 
7.
SMP
Acronym for Shaking My Penis. Similar to SMH (Shaking My Head) or SMFH (Shaking My Fucking Head), although it makes for one awkward internet conversation.
Rodney: Hey man, check this girl's profile pic out. She's definitely a fake. No one is that beautiful.

Joaquin: Yeah, SMP.
by The Real Hot Coffee July 26, 2011