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She may or may not be of the bovine variety. Used to describe girls whose stomachs may or may not extend past their boobs.

Quite possibly the greatest description ever invented by any particular genius, the only true genius, C-Jasp.
GSSGSH: What about her? She was hot in high school. What's she like now?
C-Jasp: Iunno, man, I wouldn't tap that. SMOMNBOTBV, y'know?

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