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Small Man On Campus. A person who sucks at everything.
Guy 1: "Dude, Phil has no friends."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's such a SMOC."
by AwesomessMaximus February 27, 2011
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Smoking Moment of Clarity

When a smoker realises something while taking a break to smoke a cigarette.

Contemplation and clear thinking when smoking a cigarette.
I just had a SMOC and decided to quit my job
by DaveGT May 09, 2011
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Used in a public area around juniors.

Dave: Hey Timmy, I just won free tickets!
Timmy: Like I care, SMOC!
by buttshagger March 17, 2015
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Single Mother, Only Child - a man who's single mother has coddled him to the point of permanent weakness resulting in a constant state of hidden worry and endless complaining.
Her boyfriend is a total SMOC, all he does is get drunk and complain about things like how escalators are poorly positioned at sporting events.
by Right all the Time February 14, 2014
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