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Acronym for Simi Lanjiao. A hokkien vulgarity. Lanjiao literally means penis in Hokkien. Its commonly used in Asian countries, especially Singapore.
SMLJ, that sergeant major made me do extra guard duties for the weekend.
by HokkienPeng July 09, 2010
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