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I'm tired of hearing bad things about peoples days and saying "fml" "fuck my life"...how about you tell me the super badass things in your day and cheer my antidepressent taken ass up with some happy thoughts...So I introduce: SMLD- SUCK MY LIFES DICK! Celebrate your life and make everyone who had a shitty day or even just a plain old ordinary day suck your lifes dick for being THAT much more badass than theirs.
"so today walked in and my bitch made a sandwhich, FUCK YEAH! SMLD"

"OH, SHIT I just found $20 in my jeans! HELLLLLLL yeah SMLD!!"

"SMLD-Suck My Lifes Dick"
by ChAsE_NaSh May 19, 2010

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