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An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico
Doris the bog is not flushing, can you call up a shitrod
Shitrod by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021
Related Words
SMITR smirk sitrep smirkle [smircle] shitrock Shitrus Smirf shitrocket smirgle
When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.
"Did you use the entire aerosol can? You smell like shitrus."
Shitrus by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008
To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.
I smired that chicken so hard.
Smire by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013

coprophagous smirk 

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin
Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.
Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.
Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.
Shitrix by Badger Beady June 8, 2018
The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.
"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."
Shitrus by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013