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broken smile
This can represent either a half hearted attempt to smile -or- A faked smile to hide your true emotions I was depressed and my attempt at smiling was no more than a SMILF.
I SMILF'd at that jerk Joe who thinks he's my friend even though I publicly dislike him. |
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soccer mom i'd like to fuck Mrs. Hurley is a smilf
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a stepmother i would like to fuck dude your stepmom is a smilf
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Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..
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SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around. "SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."
Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?" Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!" |
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single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck Miss Hurly is a smilf
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"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn). Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals. Woah, Hudson, your mom is a total SMILF, bruh!
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Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized. Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*
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