Top Definition
Acronym for: Scary Large Orange Cat Of Cheeze

aka, Chester Cheeto, in that creepy new laundromat commercial which is just bizarre and unnatural

may be used to define a person who is utterly retarted slash resembles a large orange cat of cheeze

Pronounced: Slow-cock
Person A: Bro, I saw the creepiest movie last night
Person B: I bet i didnt involve a SLOCOC, which would have made it extra creepy
Person A: What the fuck is SLOCOC???
Person B: well wouldnt YOU like to know, with your slow jerking shannanigans and whatnot
by Devora and Ben January 22, 2008

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