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1.) A phrase used in high tension situations. ie: Traffic incodents, competative videogames, high-stakes poker, etc.

2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.

3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.

4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.

2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"

3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"

4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."
by Bloodgoose April 23, 2009
To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.
I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.
by Mortumz February 16, 2009
verb: to freak the fuck out; to be excited/pissed/incredibly something.
dude i fucking shit a dick yesterday when i saw how massive her tits were.

i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.
by emily&janna May 08, 2010
Used as an exclaimation towards a girl, implying that she was having anal sex or swallowed a dick.

Also could be used to insult someone by saying they are gay, implying that they, a guy, had anal sex with a dude.
Omg girl you are such a slut! Go shit a dick!

Omg guy you are so gay! Go shit a dick!
by Blehblahbloo January 04, 2010
a curse phrase when some retard on cod4 kills you
when a retard kills you on cod4 you say "shit a dick"
by DozerDivnity July 10, 2008

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