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29.
Sex
Sex is like math:

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
Guy 1 to guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math in bed last night when we had sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
by (v.j.o) March 27, 2008
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30.
Sex
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour kissing is a habit fucking is a game guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore sex us like math you subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and pray to god you don't multiply roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream sex is evil sex is a sin sins are forgiven so stick it in roses are nice violets are fine I'll be the 6 if you be the 9 eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make it nasty
Have safe sex
by Cutiepie30h3 June 30, 2009
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31.
Sex
Best damn activity out there.

Levels of Satisfaction:]

(Level 1)
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/

(Level 2)
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)

(Level 3)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
"I'm bored"
"Me too"
"Let's have sex"
by i-Do-whAt-I-waNt June 10, 2006
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32.
sex
Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.
Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?

Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”

Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”

Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock”

Me: “oh…ok…”

Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”

Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”

*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*
by BitterSalem April 10, 2007
780 374
 
33.
sex
The word that comes up in the related words whenever you search something on Urban Dictionary. Anything.
I searched "A" on Urban Dictionary and "sex" was in the related words section... weird.
by yaintime21 May 26, 2008
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34.
sex
I cannot believe that you're spending your time looking up sex on the internet. Pervert! Sheesh...
Then again, you're not the one spending his time writing a definition for sex on the internet.
by I rock your ass December 12, 2006
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35.
sex
when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's wet vagina
I came home from work one day to find my husband naked drinking a beer on out counter. His cock, largest I've ever seen. It looked tasty but I didn't want to show it until we got into sex mode. I knew what I was in for that night, and it was going to be amazing...
He came over to me and he stripped off my blouse and bra and threw them to the side. He unbuttoned my jeans and took off my panties, slowly and romantically. He started to kiss me, his hard cock rubbing against my stomach. He picked me up and threw me onto the bed. Here iit comes. I stradeled my legs and he gave me oral, his tounge exploring my wet pussy. He hit my clit and sent me into screams of pleasure. So I had enough of that, so I flipped him over and I was in control. I carefully slid his hard penis into my pussy and I began to bounce, fast but small. "Ohhh, BABY I love it when you do thatttt... AH!" then i pushed his penis fast and hard and immediate into my pussy and rubbed up and down, in and out hard and fast. I knew he was enjoying it so I let him take control.
He was on top of me missionary style, and his penis never left my vagina. I loved it. He went in out in out in out super fast and harder than he ecer had. "Come on Kurt, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT HARDER.... AHHH, MMMM, FUCK ME BABY fUcK mE!" I could feel his penis fluttering my g-spot and i knew i was in for an enormous orgasm.
Then he hit me. I went into a giant happy orgasm, and he pulled his penis out of me, and I knew he was almost there, he was all the time sucking on my tits, which felt amazing and he was nibbling and messaging his tounge against my nipples. We went into doggie style on the ground and after 5 mins, he had his orgasm. I could feel the hot cum filling me up and we held there for a minute. He pulled his penis out and I looked down. It wasn't hard so I took his penis and messaged it gently, letting my boobs bounce around in his face. His penis stood up and curved toward me. I knew we were ready for one last bang. This time, Kurt was really into it and he was wildly yelling and groaning my name, while I was straddled on him. We both had an orgasm at almost the same time, and I quickly pulled his penis out of my pussy and into my mouth, giving him a cummy blowjob. It was delicious and he loved it, my mouth so moist and my tounge sucking on each ball.
Eventually, after Kurt's best BJ, we went to sleep with eachother. Both on our sides spooning, with my legs around him, dreaming about out best sex EVER.
by kurt and me love eachother January 26, 2009
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