Particularly applicable when this has happened many times to the same girl; she is the train men ride from their closet in Trenton to the out and proud parades of Philly.
A doubly unwitting beard.
A special kind of fag hag.
Turn them once: shame on you. Turn them twice: you are the SEPTA.
(To a gay man): Don't get your hopes up just 'cause I'm riding the SEPTA.
Also a killer of trolley lines, and inventor of bustitution.
Also see: INEPTA
Don't do cocaine daily for a long period of time, you can do some serious damage to your septum.
Do you think it is possible for a cocaine user with a hole erroded through their septum to wear a ring through it?