When the opening credits play for The Colbert Report's new season, he grabs the American flag and jumps down amongst many Amurcan words. One of the first and only easily readable ones is SCILF.
by athinkingman June 2, 2010
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After watching the Colbert show tonight, I've got a serious case of SCILF!
by ColbertFan98 June 2, 2010
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Christine O'Donnell is that SCILF I'd love to fuck in the worst way. And I've got the warlock wand for her backdoor coven, that sexy witch.
by BigToolTime October 5, 2010
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Jeff: Wow, did you see that old woman at the post office? SCILF!
by Nojhole January 5, 2008
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Acronym: Small child I'd like to Fuck. A person of years 16 or younger that is quite obviously still tight. See also jailbait.

Users Tip: Nickelodeon TV shows are a goldmine for Scilfs.
"Wow have you seen the new Hannah Montanah Mylie Ray Cyrus she is such a scilf"
by Claw Crew May 24, 2008
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