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1. SCHMELTZER
One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.
He missed that shot,He's a Schmeltzer
buy schmeltzer mugs & shirts
loser jackass idiot donkey fish
by milky2x Feb 12, 2010 add a video
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