I am a satanist
God: Look Satan, give it up, your not goku
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time
"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan
Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
the religious comunnity wants you to belive he is bad but he is just an avrage guy! he is just pissed because he gets a bad rap.
satan is a true friend to all depressed people