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The SAT is the number one cause of student suicide.
OMFG I can't believe I didn't get a perfect score on my SAT!! After all my hours of studying!!! @!&$#! I'm worthless *hang*
by Marialejandra March 05, 2007
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S.A.Ts - sweet-ass-tits.

like if a girl has sweet ass tits, you can say she scored high on her s.a.t test.

Or if a girl has had a boob job, you can say she cheated on her S.A.Ts
You can say things like:
"her S.A.T report came in, she passed"
"I bet she cheated on her S.A.T test."
"She scored low on her S.A.T test"
"I wanna get a closer look at her S.A.T report."
The best part of it all you can say it right infont of a girl and they will have no idea what your talking about!
Wow that girl scored high on her S.A.T's
by Zamorackk Jenkins July 23, 2011
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A standarized test taken by high school juniors and seniors. It is the most important test that is also the least important, because while high scores are essential to get into college, it shows nothing about your intelligence, learning ability, or worth as a person.
I just bought 132480134 so I can study for the SAT.

After the SAT I will be an expert at filling in circles.

Look! I'm smarter than Joe Bloggs at the SAT
by UHSS January 10, 2011
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A test to see how much brain one has. Like the GRE, invariably bitched about by the dumb who always score poorly on it. Blacks and white trash say it is biased (and it is - against the stupid). Intelligent whites and most Asians seem to have no problem scoring high on it.
That SAT is a flat out bitch! I told the adminstrator to shove it up her fuckin ass! At least Crapsnack Community College don't believe in such shit as that. I got to go meet my probation officer right now. I'll call y'all when I get off my shift at Wal-Mart. We'll meet at the Honky Tonk and start drankin!
by Margaret in Indianapolis August 03, 2010
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Scholastic Assessment Test

A test simply made to seperate the intelligent and/or hard-working from the below-average and/or lazy people

People who were born intelligent will ace SAT without even studying which can be considered unfair. However, it is possible for an average person to get a 1600 by studying your ass off instead of going to parties, fucking, and watching porn. However, when you weigh both options, most students choose the choice that is more fun.

People who care born dumb can never act the SAT even if they study thier ass off. However, as stated above, lazy people will probably also never get a 1600 on the SAT because they are too damn lazy to get off their ass and buy a stupid book from Barnes and Nobles and study their ass off.

If an average person really wants to score a 1600 on the SAT--they have to buy the books that teach you the MATERIAL presented in the SAT. Only if you buy a book that gives you TRICKS to "work your way around the test" will you be considered a dumbass for getting ripped off. However, the SAT does use some TRICKS on the test when compared to the ACT--however, if you take practice SAT tests multiple times and learn the MATERIAL presented in the test, you will eventually learn by yourself the tricks the SAT puts out and how you can bypass it WITHOUT buying a book that only shows you tricks.

Many people are going to hate me for saying all this--but its true. Unfortunately, I always wanted to go to Yale but I'm just to damn lazy to open that stupid SAT prep book and actually read and do it.

BUT...sometimes the tricks the SAT puts out on you is just too much for some of us--which has nothing to do if we are lazy or hard-working. So there is a substitute if you want to get into that New England college you always wanted to go too--take the ACT. You will still have to study your ass off if you want to ace it--but the test will not attempt to trick you.
Dude: Yo...that SAT test is keepin' all of us from becoming successful, man!!
Dude (2): No, Bush and the neocons in Congress are keeping us (racial minorities,e.g., black , religious minorites, e.g., jew down, lower class, seniors, war veterans, victims of Hurricane Katrina) down. We're just too lazy to study for the damn test.
by Marcos1779 December 31, 2005
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I aced that Solid Arbitrary shiT, and now I'm a janitor at Wal Mart.
by Arbitrary_Schizophrenic_Moose January 15, 2004
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The S.A.T. is a really hard test in High school do detirmine what type of colledge you go in to. Sometimes refered to as a "Suck Ass Test"
Grandma: hey bobby how is school going?

Bobby: well... i got to take those suck ass test(S.A.T.). man.. they fucking suck!!!
by zamy June 12, 2006
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