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Stupid Asshole Test. A fucking MATH and VOCABULARY test that FUCKS millions of kids each year out of $150 million each year. And another $100 million for the prep courses. The test doesnt mean SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLES think the test is gods greatest gift to man. These COCK SUCKERS who dont find anything wrong with the test need to GET THAT FUCKING COCK OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS because they are so FUCKING RETARTED. And these FUCKING CUNTS need to drop the FUCK dead.
I wiped my fucking ass with my SAT scores.

My kid got fucked by the SAT.
by Andy June 26, 2004
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#1 source of stress high school students are dealing with
College student: What's wrong?
High school student: SATs are getting on my nerves, it's impossible to study for it and it's tomorrow!
College student: I'm glad that this crap is over!
by NHRHS2010 August 13, 2011
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Teacher- We're about to take the SAT this week class.
student- Ah, good 'ole Suck Ass Test.
by sarapppp April 19, 2009
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Acronym for Scary Atrocius Torture
Man this sucks, i have to go throuh SAT for my whole fucking junior year
by Peter W March 03, 2003
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"Standardised Asswipe Test". It is based out of 1600 or 2400 points depending on which version test you take. Let's break this down:
-You will be rigidly timed so that students who are good at working quickly will have an advantage over you. Sections are generally timed between 18 and 25 minutes.
-Math: Generally fair with tutoring, without it, you are expected to know every last element of mathematics you've learned in the past 11 years with some criteria you have never seen before.
-English: No matter how adept you are in English, you will be bombarded with hundreds of words ranging from 20 to 35 letters with which you have never seen. You will also need to answer pointless and challenging questions on the driest articles they could find.
WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE SAT: Unfair, bullshit, biased.
I've been tutored for months and I still don't understand any of it...whoever made the SAT should be gutted.
by Volbeat December 28, 2011
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A monster that will jump out of the blue and screw you over big time.
Yo the SAT screwed me so bad! It was like, "YO WTF!!! BEND THE F! OVER!! SSAAY MY NAAME!" And so I yelped,"!XOBILE"
by Bruce Lees Daddy October 04, 2007
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by Zueben February 20, 2004
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