SAT
Stands for Scholastic Assessment Test. This test is required by most colleges, though some will accept the ACT instead. The SAT has come under much controversy, especially because so much weight is put on how well a student does on a single test. Many opponents of the exam have said that many students are creative, but cannot perform well on standardized tests. Also, it is now popularly believed that wealthy students can "buy" their SAT score. Many hire the best programs and tutors that money can afford to get high scores. As a result, there is a notable difference between races and social classes in their SAT scores.

However, the SAT was revised as of 2005. Previously, the Math and Verbal SAT were on a scale of 800 (the scale starts at 200) separately, people often stated their score out of 1600, adding together both scores. The new SAT has many changes. Firstly, it has three catagories: Math, Critical Reading, and Writing, and therefore ones' total score would be out of 2400 rather than 1600. Also, the infamous analogies, a section that was particularly dreaded by high school juniors and seniors, have been removed. Finally, components of the SAT II: Writing have been combined, including the 25 minute essay. This section has been criticized as well, especially because only two graders read it once (Each grades on a scale of 0-6, and those two numbers are added together).

The SAT is resented by many students and in recent years the ACT has become more popular, because of its more straight-forward testing approach. However, at the moment the SAT is still needed to apply to many colleges.
The SAT is a test that many people feel to be an unfair way to judge the worth of a student.
by Diana August 22, 2005
Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
by Munky! September 27, 2008
S.A.Ts - sweet-ass-tits.

like if a girl has sweet ass tits, you can say she scored high on her s.a.t test.

Or if a girl has had a boob job, you can say she cheated on her S.A.Ts
You can say things like:
"her S.A.T report came in, she passed"
"I bet she cheated on her S.A.T test."
"She scored low on her S.A.T test"
"I wanna get a closer look at her S.A.T report."
The best part of it all you can say it right infont of a girl and they will have no idea what your talking about!
Wow that girl scored high on her S.A.T's
by Zamorackk Jenkins July 23, 2011
Suck Ass Test, a hard or pointless test
Some kid after math class: That was a S-A-T.
by My name goes here? October 18, 2005
SAT
And acronym for -Stinky Ass Turd-
John was being a total SAT at the party last night...
by NatSwa October 19, 2010
S-Socially
A-Awkward
T-Teenager

These are people in high school who are losers who have no friends and can't get girls because their too busy playing world of warcraft
Mike-Hey who's that kid?
Paul-Oh thats Peter.
Mike-Why have I never heard of him before?
Paul-He's a S.A.T., no one cares.
Mike-well he must play WoW.
Paul-No Shit!
by joemama113 January 07, 2010
Slutty Ass Teenager Status. Usually making fun of people who think they're grown and hot shit. (;
GWS?! Nahh, I think SATS!
by McNasty, Mama Cass, Emi May 13, 2011
Standard Ass Titties. Usually B cup.
Jack: "Maggie over there is at least a B cup."
Bill: "Yea man, she has got some straight SATs."
by The Jug Tuggler June 26, 2010

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