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Sucking out Absolutely all joy Test
Wanna have no social life, free time, or parties?
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And practice...
by nerdy_schoolkid September 13, 2012
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A standardized test taken by most high school Juniors and Seniors in order to qualify for college admittance and scholarships. Generally disliked by many students, this test is often called an acrnoym for Satan Approved Torture.
"Do you wanna hang out on Saturday?"
"No, I can't. I'm taking the SAT."
"That test is pure torture."
by AReallyWhiteKid October 13, 2011
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The SAT is bullshit
John Katzman, co-founder of the Princeton Review remarked: "The SAT is bullshit."
by -none- May 27, 2004
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SATs were invented in 1402 by a very evil king who had no friends, no girlfriend, and smelt of wee. He looked out of his window one day and saw all the teens of merry olde England having a laugh and he instantly invented SATs as a way to ensure we all shared in his misery. He was a bad bad man.
"sat's today, get out your revision guides!!"
by PaYPaY May 07, 2006
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Ever notice how the Asians always seem to b studying for the SATs...well that's bcause it's...
Sexy Asian Time
Asian 1: hey it's time to go "study" for the SATs
Asian 2: yeah
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The past tense of 'sit'.
I sat down before realizing that all of my chairs had been taken away by the repo men.
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
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Stupid Ass Test to get into gay ass colleges.
Man I failed the damn SAT. Oh well, there's always community college.
by Bakalaka October 09, 2006
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