Large, useless piece of shit, usually driven by cellphone yapping, middle aged businessmen, whos idea of "offroad" is the paved driveway.
Most S.U.V.s have little to no offroad ability and have a useless pseudo-4WD transmission combined with an automatic gearbox mated to a gutless yet uneconomical powerplant, which suits the high earning owners lifestyle perfectly.
Notoriously dangerous at high speed, and even at low speed whilst cornering. A 'sports kit' does little to make it 'sporty' or increase overall performance.
The SUV is of similar status to the MPV, but is more usless than the MPV
"My Subaru has gone places my boss can't take his S.U.V."
Sport Utility Vehicle. Similar to a station wagon but built on a light-truck chassis. Usually equipped with four-wheel drive for on or off-road ability, some SUVs include the towing capacity of a pickup truck with the passenger-carrying space of a minivan. The SUV's popularity has since declined,due to criticism regarding excessive gasoline consumption, pollution, cost, and poor safety.
The "S.U.V.'s" consumption of gas is really high.
Socially Unacceptable Vehicle
My S.U.V. gets more than 7 miles to the gallon!
No this is not a definition for a car, this is the initials of a recent insult: Shut Up Virgin.
The SUV insult is used against teens that are oddly still virgins ( Note: Best used when the victim is a 16-year old Dude).
For the success of the insult, The person who you insult HAS to be a virgin, REALLY, they HAVE to be virgins...Or else you fail.
Example of a nailed S.U.V. insult:
*Some guy is talking*
*Guy is still talking*
You: Oh my fuckin' god SHUT UP VIRGIN!! Are you fuckin' allergic to vaginas?!